Your BURGA wrapped is here
10 Dec 2024
this year? you absolutely served.
let’s recap.
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you survived the Mob Wife trend.
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spent 739 minutes debating
(It should. You were right.)
☕

took forever to decide between
(It’s okay, options are the enemy of decisiveness.)
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ran out of battery exactly zero times.
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debated adding one more to the cart.
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spent more time styling the desk than working.
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spent 212 hours staring into the mirror.
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like a national holiday.
(Because it basically is.)
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and we’re so glad you did it with us.